Definitions by dogtoes

The French Adam Johnson 

Fucking a croissant in a Sunderland shirt

Last night, I gave her The French Adam Johnson and she got me mistaken for Jordan Pickford

The French Adam Johnson by dogtoes June 11, 2018

Hong Kong Gone Wong 

When a friend/colleague has got too high and their eyes drift apart further than the tail span of an Egyptian Lesser Spotted Bald Eagle

Bro you're so high! Your eyed look like a Hong Kong Gone Wong

Hong Kong Gone Wong by dogtoes June 11, 2018