whelephant

1)one who is by defenition "too cool for school", "big pimpin" if you will. 2) a person or persons having much whelph or "pimposity".

YO nukka, that biZatch is the biggest whelephant i eva seen, DAYM!

I be ballin lika whelephant motha Fuc*A, step off!

by sarah February 18, 2003

beached whale

when you whipe your ass and strategicly place the toilet paper on the dry part of the toilet bowl so it surprises the next user and generly needs assistance to get flushed

my wife was pissed i left a beached whale for her

by muffie muffin pants December 17, 2008

Sperm Whale

A wet willy but with semen. You cum on your finger and stick it in their ear.

That nasty asshole gave me a sperm whale.

by Bon bon the magnificent January 2, 2010

Tits on a whale

Something that is extremely bad.

Wow that game is tits on a whale.

by Floppypick August 23, 2008

Whalen

To enjoy eating ice cream more than the average person, using the tongue excessively in a horatory manner.

-"Man, that whalen last night was outrageous! Right in marin, too"
-"You used a condom man? Or was it a rachelcream boston pie?"

by flowersandcakes January 15, 2009

whaleback

when ones back is covered with excessive amounts of fat; usually oozing puss or Flem. it occurs only on women and not men.

"yo bro check out the whaleback on that chick, man."
"i know, i almost touched it's back ooze by mistake."

by lonelysponsor March 30, 2012

punky whale

The most beautiful girl in on the face of the planet, her beauty matches only that of a godesses.

by BeEnTaKeN4aMuG February 20, 2003