Twatlases 

Someone who purposely gives you the wrong directions in order to amuse themselves.

Person 1: Hi, do you know the way to the cinema?

Person 2: Yeah, you go straight on, left, then another left, then another left, right and and straight on...

Person 1: I hate you

Person 1: Hahaa!

Person 2: Friggin twatlases

Twatlases by JizzleBizzle1980 February 17, 2009

Twatapult 

When a climactic lady dramatically turns the tables on her lover with a jaw-dropping demonstration of vaginal ballistics

'I kid you not, she caught me square in the face with her twatapult'

Twatapult by Milo2009 August 8, 2009

twatter swatter 

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

twatter swatter by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

Twatburger 

n, The type of idiot who likes to report other peoples posts on social media for attention of site admin cause they don't agree.

A twatburger reported the posts in the Metal Heads Forever group & site admin removed the post for breeching the site standards.

Sparky got a notification to say another post has been reported. Sparky saw the twatburger was depressed for attention.

Sparky: "Jojo look another twat burger in the group - i blocked his ass!"

Jojo: this group is getting bad for attention seeking snowflakes!"

Sparky: "yeah twatburgers are everywhere!"

Twatburger by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

twatsap

a twat that uses the acronym "asap"

John: lets key this car asap

Richard: you're such a twatsap

twatsap by twatsapper September 16, 2010

Twatch 

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.

Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.

Twatch by White Goodmen February 4, 2018

twatlight 

the best bitches that ever lived, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off.

"those twatlight babes are totally hot i wish we could be just like them but instead we are creepy paedo creepers" said the twimom.

twatlight by rejazz June 18, 2008