happy hand

that hand that retards have.....you know

look at the retard with that happy hand

by woeiutgahsldg June 15, 2011

Pterodactyl Hands

What Tavis does with his hands when he gets really drunk...fingers stuck together and pointed, resembling a pterodactyl's wings, flapping may accompany this along with tapping on counters and random, inappropriate conversations.

Kate: How drunk was he last night?

Ash: Oh, it was bad...the pterodactyl hands were flying!

by A87A88 October 21, 2008

Second Hand Embarrassment

When you feel so embarrassed for someone else's actions that you feel the embarrassment for yourself as well.

Stefanie is singing loudly in Portuguese! I feel second hand embarrassment... I can't be in the same room right now.

by arisames December 6, 2009

hand out work

When you hear this phrase, it means drop everything you're doing because we about to start the prank calls and the MF work is about to given out to anyone and everyone. Prank calls are usually the move for capping off the night. We roll out our best two callers, Henry and Shea, and then we also have York but he's just a filler, you don't really want him running the show....then again you never really want a tard fam member running anything. You know it's about to get epic when the niggas on the other end start yelling because at that point they're just asking for it. Once we get into a back and forth, you already know we coming out on top.

Ray Naker: Aye Henry, it's that time of the day, you trying to hand out work?
Henry: Shiii, bet, let me take a dab real quick first

by TurnM3Up July 26, 2020

buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.

While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.

by sgrams04 December 2, 2014

hail-Mary hand-in

Your teacher has assigned several homework assignments whose due-dates are spaced out over the course of the semester. You don't bother to do any of them. The night before the final, you realize what a mistake that was, and you hurriedly do all of the homework assignments in succession. On entering the final exam, you plop the lot of them on the teacher's desk, unceremoniously and without explanation. This hail-Mary hand-in subsequently becomes an object of incredulity and amusement among your teacher's colleagues.

Can you believe that Dwayne D. pulled a hail-Mary hand-in on me at the final? He must be delusional.

by schlouk March 6, 2012

play the lone hand

To play the lone hand, she or he is masturbating.

Since Jim didn't call, Heather decidedto play the lone hand.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019