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John Howard 

Former Leader of the Australian conservative party;
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007

Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.

The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.

Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.

Didn't say sorry

Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.

Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.

Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
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John Cena 

A wrestler-rapper. Currently WWE Champion. Was drafted to RAW in the WWE Draft Lottery 2005. Very famous especially among the female fans. Has his 2 championship belts spinning. A hulkamaniac...
John Cena is the next Hulk Hogan!
John Cena by demontears03 August 30, 2005
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John ROBLOX 

A rapist that lives on the south coast of Somalia in a house made of shit, who has wet dreams about fucking a fictional character.
Criminality player: Who's that guy who ruined Criminality again?
Criminality player #2: John ROBLOX.
John ROBLOX by lucasinnit July 16, 2020

John Daily

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
John Daily by MistahTom June 17, 2006
Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)
no... it's John A.
John A by yoyoyo_14 October 21, 2011

John Zerzan 

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.
John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

john dung 

'jack shit' -john dung would be the 'polite' say in church form.
i explained to pastor mcfoolsis that i didn't have john dung

i ordered a bunch of food at foolsley's, only to realize i had forgotten my 'coins'; and didn't have 'john dung'
john dung by michael foolsley January 17, 2010