goonerfag 

someone who goons all day instead of getting real work done. not locked in.

boris is such a goonerfag, he needs to lock the fuck in

goonerfag by toplockedinvendetta January 31, 2025

gooning 

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself

Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night

gooning by anonymous January 31, 2025

Gooneriah 

Arsenal fans that look to blame others for their failings after a match or season, they typically like to shift blame onto the opposition & refereeing decisions rather than their own players for the way they played or the manager who may have not dealt with the match correctly by building a known bottling small squad or masking injuries with squad depth. Gooneriah is most prevalent in delusional top gooners such as Robbie Lyle (AFTV), TyWOOOOOOO (AFTV) & RoryTalkNonsense

Arsenal fans suffering from Gooneriah disease:

MAUPAY YOU'RE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE, YOU'RE A CHEAT, I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
MAUPAY YOU'RE A CHEAT, YOU'RE A DISGRACE I HOPE BRIGHTON GET RELEGATED
COME TO OUR DRESSING ROOM AND SAY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT OUR PLAYERS YOU'RE A CHEAT

Gooneriah by PGMOL February 1, 2025

Goonrot 

Brainrot for gooners (in the lines of gooner bait)

Man 1 (alpha gigachad): Bro, you need to stop watching goonrot, SlimeCat isn't good for the brain!
Man 2 (gooner): ... No! I need my goonrot!

Goonrot by Mosfetttt February 2, 2025

goonery

someone who is involved with lots of gooning

"yo bro im talking to this girl on snapchat what should i say"
"say anything just dont let your goonery mess up the convo"

goonery by registereduser February 2, 2025

Gooning 

Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.

He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace

Gooning by ohioskibidiboo February 3, 2025

goonlaush

ya know that noodle stuff with the meat and red sauce and noodles? It’s called goulash. ya know what happens when ya goon in it? goonlaush. yum yum

“Hey babe. Guess what I made for dinner?”
“One sex honey. I’m gooning.”
“Get your bitch ass out here. I made goulash.”
*comes to the kitchen and goons in the goulash on accident. trickshot.*
“Oooo babe! You made goonlaush!!! yum yum for my tum tum!”
“what the fuck”

goonlaush by mf legend no diddy February 3, 2025