dick fiddler 

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

dick fiddler by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

dick slit 

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.

Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."

dick slit by Paige R January 25, 2008

Dick-Waffle 

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

Dick-Waffle by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

Thumb DIck 

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.

Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!

Thumb DIck by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

suck dick day 

december 8th 9th and 10th{ is national suck dick [day ,suck the fuck outta yo boyfriends dick !!

boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day

suck dick day by hi whore December 7, 2019

suck my non-existent dick 

suck the dick that i, personally don't have

mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.

suck my non-existent dick by lauriebear277 December 3, 2010

Dick Wars 

Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.

I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.

Dick Wars by I'm Dirty Dan October 9, 2010