Goonerism 

The religion of being a gooner and worshipping the Eye of Rah. Often leaving its members a martyr and uniting for goonsesh's with other members.

Cafe Worker: Sir, have you been here before?
Goon Lord: Yes.
Cafe Worker: Sir, you need to leave.
Goon Lord: But miss, I'm a part of Goonerism

Goonerism by SigmaSigmaOnTheWall January 29, 2025

Goonology 

The academic research and practice of Gooning and its many methods of achieving boomjalaw such as jelqing, edging, jorking, etc.

Yeah I'm in college studying as a major in Goonology, I'm trying to figure out the most effective way to reach boomjalaw with

Goonology by doomguy24 January 29, 2025

Gooner 

A "Gooner" (derived from the English slang "goner") describes something or someone that is completely lost, beyond saving, or without any chance of recovery. It signifies that a situation is hopeless, something is irreversibly defeated, or someone is done for.

"that was it for him, he is a gooner."

Often also used in Video Games. E.g. "The B1 objective is lost. B1 is a gooner"

Gooner by LASZONE January 30, 2025

Goondoggle 

The act of disappearing from work or important events to participate in a vigorous gooning sesh.

Guy 1: dawg where did you go everyone has been looking for you.

Guy 2: Had to dip out on a little goondoggle to pay homage to the goondlord.

Goondoggle by Holden todeaux January 30, 2025

goonmobile 

A 2008 Dodge Challenger drove by the Goonlord at an Arizona coffee drive thru

"Did you see that guy caught lacking at the coffee shop, bro? He just committed goonicide, he drove a good goonmobile too"

goonmobile by goonening January 30, 2025

Goonicycle 

Like doing a wheelie on a bike except your masturbating on a unicycle.

Dude: I hit a sick Goonicycle the other day, fell of when I came though.

Goonicycle by Skibidi Biden January 31, 2025

gooneral 

a funeral for one who has been caught gooning in public and commits suicide as a result

see nautica malone

yeah i'm going to attend a gooneral
what the fuck

gooneral by the wenis January 31, 2025