fart doodoo 

smelly fart 🥹 it smells so good i love eating manure and poop and crap i rub it all over myslef everyday mmmmm

i fart doodoo like my dead dog and dead grampa and dead dad and dead sister mmm its so susing good!!!1!1!!1

fart doodoo by Learning Student Of Education March 4, 2022

fart guard

A guard that u put up to keep the fart away and out of fabrics

We put down fart guard down to keep jacks fart away

fart guard by Sporty75 March 6, 2022

Fart Smella 

ew

your a fart smella thats kinda sus man

Fart Smella by ILikePeopleOfAge March 9, 2022

Fart in the mud 

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

Fart in the mud by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

fart riddle 

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

fart riddle by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Fart out 

Air released from the mouth in the shape of "creative words" but actually not saying anything and won't add anything to the context. Usually happens in work meetings

In a meeting ...

A: the work load coming from this project doesn't make sense considering the expected outcome

B: The sun shines from the east every morning....
A: What a fart out! What do you think we should do?

Fart out by arabinaus March 30, 2022

Fart face

Fart face: A person who got farted on the face and when you sit on a persons face and fart.

He woke up angry.
Why? My cousin sat on his face and farted!
Fart face.

Fart face by AR-Rockets April 5, 2022