Farting out cum

When a large amount of semen has been dumped in your wifes arsehole while you are at work, you return home to find that she has farted it out on to your carpet

Richard: Hey honey whats this sticky mark on the carpet
Wife: oh thats just the local black mans cum, their was some much dumped up my ass that I had been farting out cum all afternoon
Richard: you never let me do you up the ass Kelly!

by Awfulman July 15, 2022

Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.

Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.

by Terrance Clark November 23, 2005

get the fart out of here

I need your fart, award a prize before you go..

- by darling i call you tomorrow
- get the fart out of here my love
- farttttttttt!
- hmmm cheese burger?

by Osuruk July 5, 2009

I'd suck a fart out of that

A compliment given to women gifted with a big ass.

Damn she thick. I'd suck a fart out of that.

by Assassin5953 September 3, 2017

Suck the fart out of my ass

An insult used to tell the opposition to suck your ass

Jon: You're fucking stupid.
You: You can suck the fart out of my ass

by 3/5 Jesus March 24, 2021

suck a fart out of a dead seagull

When someone tries to get smart to u.

Yeah yeah, go and suck a fart out of a dead seagull

by chris.k May 9, 2006

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.

Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

by Havocmaker95 October 11, 2017