Facebook Carbon Dating 

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

Facebook Carbon Dating by GQDK December 4, 2014

Facebook Feminist 

Stay at home mums (SAHM) who spend their day liking and commenting on Facebook posts by Mamamia, news.com.au and the Today Show.

That Facebook Feminist need a kick in the vagina.

Facebook Feminist by pfp December 9, 2014

Facebook rape 

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

Facebook rape by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015

Facebook Happy 

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.

Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.

Facebook Happy by Richie Man September 13, 2016

facebook panhandling

Someone who makes poor life decisions who take to Facebook looking for hand outs.

After Tobi got her last tattoo she took to Facebook panhandling to pay her rent.

facebook panhandling by DirtyRandy April 26, 2017

Facebook Painting 

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

Facebook Painting by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

Facebook patient 

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.

Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.

Facebook patient by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020