Douche Nozzle 

A slightly more insulting variation of douche bag. The douche nozzle is like a douche bag, but is the actual part of the utensil that is inserted in to the dirty, dried up vagina of a post-menopausal woman.

Wow...people who post their personal opinions about musicians, sports teams, the month they were born in, their own name, the city/state/country they live in, favorite tv shows, boys/girls names who they like, celebrities, or any other statement that includes "the best, the greatest, the worst, the hottest, the etc..." as a definition for a word on urban dictionary are really just a bunch of unoriginal, uninspired, uneducated, "unfunny"...douche nozzles.

Douche Nozzle by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

douche-dad 

A stepdad whose actions resemble douchebaggery.

Xavier: Hey, why isn't Rick at the party tonight?
Ferdinand: His douche-dad told him to clean the gutters again. What a prick.

douche-dad by daisyVonDoom March 18, 2011

douche-tard 

An individual who thinks they're the shit, but is actually more annoying than an asshole and also acts completely mentally retarded.

Ryan was a complete douche-tard when he was asked by his landlords to share his pot, he shot them down. What a douche-tard.

douche-tard by Calibri December 6, 2011

Douche Bag 

chump

Douche Bag by honey June 22, 2003

Douche Bad 

a Douche Bad is another term for a generally Douchey man who is also very bad. A man that is a bad bad man, but also a douche bag.

Joe is a douche bad because he hates children and is also a douche bag.

Douche Bad by PK1983 August 17, 2008

douche bag 

a device they use in the military in order clean each others foxholes with. They also use the term to insult each other with.

hey general jackson, you are being a real douche baggus maximus.

douche bag by Brandon November 10, 2003

Douche Bag 

A man who is having excessive sex with women.

a man whore.

gigolo

Look at Rodrigo, he's gonna be fuckin' Mrs. Old Kentucky again. What a douche bag.

Douche Bag by DA COW March 24, 2004