Dick n a box 

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

Dick n a box by Leonidis June 21, 2008

Dick choke

When a person is giving a blow job and the man gets either too thrusty or is very large and the receiving party chokes.

Girl 1: Hey, Girl did you see that bulge in his pants?
Girl 2: Yes! He for sure would cause a dick choke.

or

Girl 1: That girl is such a drag and talks way too much
Girl 2: She needs a good dick choke, that would shut her up!

Dick choke by flterbi69 June 5, 2012

bounce that dick

the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles

Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?

Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!

bounce that dick by anonymousstripper December 31, 2011

glass dick 

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

glass dick by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Dick Cheney 

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

Dick Cheney by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Dickson 

A man that is a super cool guy and savage

Yo that guy is a Dickson

Dickson by lkoool June 16, 2017

dick fell out 

1) one's dick falls out of the fly in one's boxers
2) to make a stupid mistake
3) an excuse

Wow Jimmy, you really missed that shot bad. -Sorry guys, my dick fell out on that one.

Shit! I added instead of subtracted. My dick fell out on that problem.

dick fell out by Matt Kimmons May 10, 2006