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muffin top 

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK
Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?
muffin top by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009
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Flat Top 

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.
He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.
Flat Top by the juggler November 20, 2013

Rocky top 

Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace
After passing out from drinking too much red wine, Maria awoke to a Rocky Top on both breasts
Rocky top by jimmybarb December 12, 2009

Kitty Top 

a request to bear one's private top parts in support of another's voyeristic pleasure. AKA SUYT
Specifically when hollered from a golfer in a cart to the beverage girl on the beer cart.
"On the back nine, we're expecting some Kitty Top"
Kitty Top by starbux June 17, 2008

Outside Top 

When a person accidentially or purposely brushes against or grabs a females boobs on the outside of her clothes, hence outside top.
"Yeah, I accidentially outside topped that bitch but I think she liked it!"
Outside Top by Bodders March 2, 2009

Flop-top 

The exact opposite of a boner.
That fat, ugly girl gave me a Flop-top.
Flop-top by jokerface249 June 25, 2009