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post coital kindness

A state of euphoric.bliss following sex in which one partner showers the other with annoying compliments after completion of a sexual encounter.
After Charlotte rode Graham like a wild Shackelford pony, he was overwhelmed with post coital kindness rendering his partner helpless.
by Rod Ba July 30, 2017
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Post malone

A snicker rapper that makes good music when crinkled. He can do good magic tricks because why not, His music sound like this.

Boom chai boom clap clap boom
Man 1:What’s your favorite candy?

Man 2: post Malone!

Man 3: boom car boom
by DictionaryManz May 21, 2019
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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
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Post Office

Adjective used to describe incredibly dumb or frustrating people similar to dealing with the USPS Post Office.
John tried explaining how smart he was and ended going post office on me, because he was so stupid it's frustrating.
by kelsiecole January 1, 2021
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posting face

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.
Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro
by peacedit June 9, 2021
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National post your crush day

On this day you spam photos or videos of your crush on a social media app and tell them you appreciate them
“Today is national post your crush day!”

Omg really should I post them on Instagram?!”

“YES!”
by Supernatural.Dean&Sam October 27, 2021
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Post this on ig reels

Commonly commented on tiktok videos of groups vulnerable to hate speech, like disabled children or minorities. This basically means one wants to comment something hateful, but it's not possible on tiktok.

The comment encourages the person to post on Instagram Reels, where the filtering system allows comments to be more direct and even hateful.
- Look at this happy kid singing!
- post this on ig reels lil bro
by ab34d3 December 26, 2023
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