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Chez Max 

Today i walked home all the way from Rialto
The monotony was calming
I tried to keep a rhythm
Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope
Chez Max by Krkič June 11, 2019
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What did you eat today?? That was a total Mad Max.
Mad Max by batmanaod June 22, 2019

Bucket Max

When a person is terminally ill and decides to max out their credit cards.
In consideration of "a bucket list", "bucket maxing " before death is a great

way to fuck over the man one last time before you kick it.
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Morty: Oh geez, the doctor just gave me 6 months to live with terminal brain cancer...
Rick: Shitty deal, Morty. What are you gonna do with your 6 months?
Morty: Oh geez I don't know, Rick. What should I do?
Rick: Because you're dying, I won't make fun of you for not having thought of this already...
but I got two words for you Morty - "Bucket" and "Max"
Morty: "Bucket" and "max" what's that mean?
Rick: "Bucket Max", Morty. When you max out your CC's before you die!
See, I've allllready got you started - I just ordered 50,000$ worth of lab equipment!
Yeaaaahhhh Morty! Happy death party buddy! Common, times a wasting SPEND SPEND SPEND!!!
Morty: Oh gezzz...

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Bucket Max by Playtard July 15, 2019
Sway max is some who is funny and can never get left behind and you already know got the drip 💦😎
I was walking to my bust stop and my Friend said that out you got on reminds me of sway max
sway max by Sway max July 30, 2019

Mansplain Max

Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.
Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max
Mansplain Max by Buakk November 21, 2019

Radd Max 

A literal God. They say unicorns poop rainbows , well this nig poops out pure mdma
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Radd Max by dedbot45 November 5, 2020