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October 29th

National Send Nude Day

All people born on this day have a 1 time free nude pass
Jim: My Birthday is this upcoming tuesday. Bob: What’s so special about that?

Jim: It’s october 29th, national send nude day!
by Thaman87 October 28, 2021
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October 13

The day you can masturbate to anything and noone can judge you about it
Thomas: David why are you jacking off to femboys
David: Chill out dude it's October 13
by F2PShadow October 29, 2021
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October 31

It's ask your crush out day!!! Now go and get your man's/women's!!
Girl: what's today??

Boy: it's October 31!
by Oakly🤪 October 31, 2021
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October 36th

The day before No Nut November not November 1st, so make the most of the day.
Jimmy: Did you nut on the first day of November.

Dave:No I didn’t it’s October 36th.
by Froomper November 1, 2021
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No Cock October

where you can not touch your cock even if you need to pea, and if you do then there is only one consequence....piss on your own shoes
bro 1: AYO

bro 2: yo
bro 1: i touched my cock today dude
bro2: dude...its no cock october! YOU DIDN'T FORGET DID YOU!?
bro 1: oh COME ON
bro 2: gimme your shoes
by Jaggy42069 September 9, 2021
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October 16

October 16 is the day to get freaky with your girl day
by Reees September 16, 2021
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October 5

Date a person who's name starts with P
Girl: Hey Peter we have to date
Peter: what why?
Girl: it's October 5 silly
by UrMomsMommyMilkers September 19, 2021
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