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Faith in Humanity 

Can be expressed two ways; faith in humanity lost or faith in humanity restored. Faith in humanity lost means something someone witnessed that cause them to have a negative perspective on the growth of humanity. Faith in humanity restored means someone witnessed a good deed or something that was they believe is morally correct which gives them hope in our human world
1. Donald Trump's contant negative remarks makes me lose faith in humanity
2. A little girl just ran to an elderly man's aid after he has slipped on ice, she then walked him to his location to make sure he did not slip again. My with in humanity is restored
Faith in Humanity by flawlessmeme October 3, 2016
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humans vs zombies 

What boot camp is to the armed forces, humans vs zombies is to anyone that wants to stand a chance in the impending zombie apocalypse.
The weeklong game, played at over 650 universities, begins with an approximately 1:30 zombie:human ratio, and ends with a final mission. Zombies wear orange bandannas around their heads; humans, around their bulging biceps. Stunned zombies wear bandannas around their necks for ten minutes, during which they walk in shame. A zombie may "turn" a human by eating its brains out, literally.
Well, by tagging a human with its hand, a zombie may figuratively eat the human's brains, thus turning it into a zombie(after a ten-minute transformation period).
A human may stun a zombie for ten minutes by hitting it with a thrown sock or(with higher success rates)shooting it with a Nerf blaster. I myself have shot many a zombie with my trusty Maverick.
Achievements may be earned for such feats as surviving a certain number of days as a human, a day in costume, tagging a certain number of humans, tags while wearing a costume, or a lot of other cool things. Man there are some really cool things that you can do. There are over 20 achievements, depending on what school you're playing at. My personal favorite is the ZOMGWTF achievement; as a human, you hit a live zombie with a thrown Nerf dart and live to tell the tale.
HvZ has many more details and stipulations; take a look at their website if you're intrigued :)
Hey man I heard you got a girl now." -"Affirmative." "That's awesome, how'd you guys meet?" -"Humans vs zombies. I tagged her sweet ass, ate her brains like zombies do. Sweetest brain noms imaginable." "Dayumm I need to start playing this game!" -"Hey humans vs zombies not a game. It's training for real life. The zombie apocalypse is inevitable, man, and when it comes, it will come harder than your mom came last night. We NEED to be prepared.

Hemanth kumar 

God of all the humans and creater of the world. According to hindhu's he is the god that made the universe.
Be careful or else Hemanth kumar will punish you
Hemanth kumar by Darkxda June 20, 2021

humanitarian sex

Humanitarian sex is to engage in sexual activity with an individual you have no attraction to in order to assist in their emotional well-being and enhancement of self esteem. Humanitarian sex is never performed whilst wearing beer goggles. It is an act of pure selflessness for the greater good of humanity.
Having humanitarian sex with an extremely large woman so that she feels good about herself and her body.

Genocide Humanity 

To kill all humans on this planet.
Genocide Humanity by DrunkCat August 29, 2003

humanatee 

A special breed of enormous, lazy bureaucrat resembling a manatee. Natural habitat include desks, strained office chairs, office buffets, and the Oprah show.
That bitch wouldn't even get off her fat ass to fetch me my pay stub. Oh the humanatee!
humanatee by humanatee December 15, 2009

Humanity 

Despite what people say of Humanity killing the Earth, we are not. Our planet has survived much worse, we are just diminishing the habitability zone. After we die out, another species which would have adapted to the new environment will become dominant and life will go on. The Earth will still be here, stop thinking as soon as humanity dies out the Earth dies out.

Humans are always there for each other, you may be in the worst possible situation and have no one to talk to but trust me there will always be many humans out there to lend a hand and give advice. We have all been in each other’s shoes during those hard times. Sure we got hate and violence and more messed up shit, but we got love, benevolence, companionship and much more.

We can bloody fly over seas in a matter of hours, we can community with others across the planet without delay. We can replace limbs, we are now curing blindness and deafness, we are INCREDIBLE. Take pride in what you are, think of how far your people have gone. If you're living in a third world county what can I say, you'll be there soon.

Take pride in what we are, and live it up while you can.
Person A: Man, I feel so down on my luck. I just can't find the strength to go on.
Person B: It's okay, I went through the same thing. Just know that it will all be over soon and life will go on.
Person A: Thanks, I'm not going to let this keep me down!
Person B: Glad to hear it, I am happy humanity is striving.
Humanity by SN Howard January 20, 2010