Dick Dandruff

Slang for crystal meth.

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."

by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016

dick diddly

Fuck all

I know dick diddly in my calculus class

by FalseBrit December 18, 2017

shrek's dick

the most beautiful thing to ever exist.

hey, have you seen shrek's dick?
hell yeah man
HEHEHEHEHEH

by KentaroWiiSports November 25, 2020

skip dick

Skip dick is when one's penis smells like the brand of crisps "Skips"

Jane: Wow Michael had really bad skip dick last night, might have to break up with him.
John: Hahahahaha that is grim blad

by TheGuyThatKnows July 8, 2016

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.

Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?

by T0mBoi April 24, 2016

Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.

Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!

by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012

america's dick

a term used to describe Florida, because of its shape as it hangs from the country.

dude 1: dude, i have to go to Florida.. i hate Florida!!

dude 2: yea i hate america's dick too!!!

by LostSoulColo69 August 26, 2012