dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.

Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!

dick sweats by dickzzz July 8, 2011

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.

That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

Dick in the dirt by Benstoned May 1, 2019

gollum dick 

A generally used and abused penis.

A penis used so much it may resemble the appendage of a hundred year old hobbit..

That dude has fucked way too many people. He must be sporting some serious gollum dick.

gollum dick by trbrown May 6, 2010

Club Dick 

An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T

This is Will, he has a Club dick

Club Dick by Taim 101 June 15, 2010

Ogre Dick 

A disease that makes your cock look like a cucumber, it is abnormally large tearing apart young innocent female nuns.

Jim's ogre dick ripped lindsays tight butthole open.

Ogre Dick by cockboyjones October 21, 2011

Shark dick 

having a shark dick means that you enjoy having sex while your girl is on her period. Sharks go after blood.

Ralf has got a shark dick.

Shark dick by Rhonda Mchillfinder September 23, 2012

bread-dick 

The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.

Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?

bread-dick by Kornykornkornkornheluvzdatkorn June 22, 2016