bread-dick

The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.
Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?
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Bread dick

The long, thin shaped slice of bread (also known as the “guts” that are cut out of the center of Erbert and Gerbert’s bread loaves to make room for ingredients.
I like to dip my Erbert and Gerbert’s bread dicks in Ranch dressing.
by Mooseman411 September 03, 2018
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Bread Dick

When the crust is removed from, typically, white bread and the remaining mass is formed into a penile shape and consumed. Especially attractive during a dining setting when performed by a female companion.
My girl friend enjoys producing a bread dick or two during our romantic dinners.
by ChipScar March 05, 2011
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Pita bread dick

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.
by Rockslinga September 21, 2016
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