bread-dick
The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.
bread-dick by Kornykornkornkornheluvzdatkorn June 22, 2016
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Bread dick
The long, thin shaped slice of bread (also known as the “guts” that are cut out of the center of Erbert and Gerbert’s bread loaves to make room for ingredients.
Bread dick by Mooseman411 September 3, 2018
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Bread Dick
When the crust is removed from, typically, white bread and the remaining mass is formed into a penile shape and consumed. Especially attractive during a dining setting when performed by a female companion.
Bread Dick by ChipScar March 5, 2011
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dick on bread by MisterE1313 May 12, 2018
Bread Dickens
After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.
You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.
Bread Dickens by GotchaB April 26, 2021
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