canyon crack 

When someone's ass cheeks are so far apart that their crack is a fucking canyon.....

You've heard about uniboob, now what about canyon crack?

canyon crack by @lukeperuke June 1, 2018

Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..

When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.

Black Crack by birdydb June 27, 2018

skeet crack 

Skeet.cc (gamesense.pub) cracked it most retarded thing as it costs too much (30$) and everyone who buys it (femboys only) are retards.

BALLS SMELLS LIKE SHIT REMEMBER! same as skeet crack

-Yoo dude i got skeet crack

-You fucking ball sucker

-why you calling me like that

-cuz you fucking femboy, hdf du nn bought skeet crack, wasted money

skeet crack by Gucio700 July 14, 2021

I crack myself up 

A phrase spoken by Humpty Dumpty as he commits seppuku

Humpty Dumpty: "I crack myself up"
*dies*

I crack myself up by Buttcrackheads June 13, 2022

Exiting Car Crack 

When getting out of a vehicle (usually a small car or back of car) and your bum crack is on show.

X: *Gets out of car from back seat*
Y: Your bum cracks hanging out.
X: GOD DAMN! I've got Exiting Car Crack :/

Exiting Car Crack by gjudd93 June 19, 2010

wack for crack 

Black male who only dates white females. (derived from the term "cracker")

Precious: "hey you know that guy Jamal?"
Bonquisha: "Ya, damn that n*** is fine!"
Precious: "Too bad he is wack for crack!"

Jamal only dates white girls

wack for crack by spam, fayley, Ramanda November 22, 2011

The Crack 

Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.

I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.

The Crack by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007