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9 1/2 weeks 

a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
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2 girls 1 cup 

A video on the internets that people who have never seen scat porn claim to be "the nastiest video in existence".
Person 1: WHOA MAN, Have you seen "2 girls 1 cup"?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: It's the nastiest video EVER!
Person 2: You've obviously never seen scat porn.
Person 1: What's that?

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1! 

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.
I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

2 kittens, 1 boy 

2 kittens, 1 boy was a video posted on YouTube in 2010 by Luke Magnotta including a boy putting 2 small kittens into a vacuum seal bag and vacuum sealing them, both kittens died and Magnotta was arrested on June 4th 2012 for first-degree murder.
2 kittens, 1 boy is a disgusting video and should have never been posted in the first place.
2 kittens, 1 boy by boddahvr September 30, 2022

Rules 1-36 

Rules 1-36 should be the only excepted rules of the internet, as rules 37+ start to devolve into mindless, unfunny, repeated, and contradictory bullshit.
Lol rule 37 am i rite?
No, only Rules 1-36 are 'rite' yah wee cunt
Rules 1-36 by HipstaSquirrel November 1, 2016
The set of millionaires and billionaires who make more than 99% of Americans and who currently run everything from the media to the government
Progressive: This is ridiculous! The middle class pays more in taxes than millionaires and billionaires! Tax the 1%!
Average American: Nah.
the 1% by CLLNS January 2, 2017

GNR Track 1 

When a women, preferably your mom or teachers snatch is so hairy, untaimed, and untrimmed its like the only way to describe it is refering to the first track on a Guns And Roses CD. " WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE "....
I bet shes got the GNR Track 1 goin' on; Welcome To The Jungle Baby!!!!
GNR Track 1 by Jesus The Hey Zeus December 9, 2008