Ab Cheese

When some plonker, namely Sam Amis, intends to write 'Ah Cheers' yet is so inept in his typing ability he devises a new fungal type infection

Here's that thing you wanted..
Ab Cheese
Wha? Oh not again
Sorry, ah cheers

by the-ecstatic-peach January 21, 2011

Tai Cheese

A negative term describing the form of Tai Chi taught in a popularized format. It implies that is it nontraditional, often mass-producing students with very little depth of knowledge by instructors who either are not knowledgeable or water down the curriculum to where most traditionalists would consider it unauthentic or even useless.

That school isn't even a real school -- it teaches Tai Cheese!

The Tai Cheese practitioners out there are making a lot of money these days.

by Ken JP Stuczynski January 16, 2008

fat cheese

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

by PCTS August 17, 2008

cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

by Blowfelt January 23, 2015

Beam Cheese

Is when glue,labels, or other stuck on things are on a beam. Mainly in Home Depot.

Kerri was unhappy with all the beam cheese she was finding.

by ZOMBIEPOWDER November 29, 2016

Cheese Gang

The official cheese getters. Cheese is a word to describe something of need but not importance.

Heard there’s cheese down there.

You’re not cheese gang lol, you get no cheese.

by 1ilbro September 28, 2018

Bot cheese

The dick cheese of a bot.

Gabi didn't want to play Minecraft with us yesterday.What a bot cheese.

by HoodSinatra May 21, 2019