cheese debt 

When you indulge in copious amounts of cheese for days on end (like on vacation) and it results in the body’s internal plumbing backing up.

I’ve incurred quite the cheese debt this week, it’s been 5 days since I’ve had a shit and the interest on this is starting to scare me.

cheese debt by Black squirrel January 16, 2024

Cheese Pizza

A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.

This is the greatest cheese pizza of All Time

Cheese Pizza by Exodim January 16, 2024

Cheese Whiz 

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

Cheese Whiz by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 20, 2024

Cheese toasty 

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

Cheese toasty by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024

Cheese Muffin 

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

Cheese Muffin by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024

Cheese tooth 

A cheese tooth is when you like dairy products like Wilk, Cheese, and Yogurt. Maybe cow beef. Also, cheese is good for your teeth.

Tony: Mmmmm! Cheese!

Josh: So you have a Cheese tooth!

Tony: Yes.

Cheese tooth by HawaiianPunch1 February 25, 2024

cheese licker 

A swiss fella who thoroughly enjoys and takes pride in their nation's cheese. The history of the lickers has deep roots into the association of homosexuality.

The cheese lickers are often found to immigrate to the US and have issues importing their computers into the country.

Clarke: Have you heard from David lately?
Dominic: Nah, I don't really talk to that filthy cheese licker.

Clarke: God I hate when Swiss blokes non-stop yap about their country.
Dominic: Those brain dead cheese lickers never know when to shut their mouths.

cheese licker by grizloy March 7, 2024