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Pornography

A radiological hazard of unknown origin that is notorious for its insidious and corrupting influence on the human mind.

This phenomenon is characterized by the gradual degradation and perversion of cognitive functions, leading to a twisted perception of reality.

The effects of this hazard are often described by those unaffected as "mind-corrupting", "sanity-eroding", or "purity-twisting", and can result in experiences that are deeply unsettling and incomprehensible.
After exposure to pornography, his thoughts became twisted and his perception of reality was corrupted beyond recognition.
by Exodim January 17, 2024
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Roblox

A gaming platform often confused for directly being a game.

Also the place where some of the worst things to ever exist reside.

The platform as a whole is amorphous and chaotic. Degeneracy plagues this eternal hellscape. On most games, you will see at least two characters composed of UGC User-Generated Content avatar items to create unrealistically large breasts and disgustingly fat thighs.

And that, dear reader, is just the beginning of this suffering.

I cannot even begin to describe in a textual form some of the atrocious things that exist on this platform - and even outside of it. <cough> ...Twitter... <cough> <retch>

I write this article in disdain, blood dripping from my fingers into my keyboard. Every key I push down is painful, and I will not be able to clean the ichor. I may be exsanguinated simply by putting words on a screen.

I do not know if anyone is reading this definition, but if you are, dear reader, then do not let these awful people poison you. Do not succumb to the vile, fetid depravity that resides here.

I would be elated to see the moderators of Roblox take steps to scrape the filth off, but I fear that my plea will fall on deaf ears, as it has for so many people.

But why would I make a difference? I have no real answer for you. All I know is that I can't sleep at night - knowing what I know, knowing what is out there, knowing what I've seen. I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but I can't imagine that I am alone.

God help us all.
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by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Luau

A variant of the programming language Lua, adapted for working specifically in the development environment of Roblox Studio and for publishing content with scripting to the Roblox platform. It includes globals such as "game" and "workspace" to refer to the server environment and the workspace directly.

By default, all games developed on the Roblox platform are multiplayer and therefore use client-to-server interaction. To accommodate, Luau scripts come in two main classes - Script, for performing server work, and LocalScript, for performing client work. ModuleScripts are polymorphic and apply to whichever environment they are required from, as they will not run standalone.

Luau can be generally simple to learn and has the potential to be efficient as a first programming language for young children, as Roblox is a platform often consumed by adolescents who may be inspired by other content creators/developers to create content or a game of their own and publish it to the platform.

Aalso a term for a traditional Hawaiian party.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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E-Thot

Vile creatures that - regardless of how much attention they get - will still die if exposed to radiation.
Nobody loves E-Thots and nobody gives a dead moose's last shit about their OnlyFans.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Wasp

Angry dickbag with wings. Bees are far superior as they are only angered when annoyed. In addition, bumblebees are cute.
Subject A: I just killed a wasp.
Subject B: Good, that's one less winged cunt on the planet.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Cheese Pizza

A popular dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese. A universally loved food item known for its cheesy goodness and enjoyed by millions around the globe. Often the life of the party and a go-to comfort food, even if it lacks pepperoni.
This is the greatest cheese pizza of All Time
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.
Linear keyboards are decent.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
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