Parasite Paste

A slang term for semen

"Babe, do you mind putting on a condom?"
"Not at all! I don't want to get any of my parasite paste into you!"

by MikeAD March 23, 2024

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Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

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temu pastor

A generic, or counterfeit un ordained, and unqualified version

of a biblical ordained qualified pastor,

I wouldn't go support that ministry, the leader is a temu pastor

by Pastor John marco July 10, 2024

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Making Pasta

To jerk off, masturbate, etc

If you want a good arm workout and something tasty after making pasta is a good place to start -DH

by Byron Turkington December 12, 2024

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Coined by Ben Schwartz on the show 'Mythical Kitchen', Full-Pastrami is putting all of the possible effort into an action. This is an allusion to when Ben Schwartz would go to a Jewish Deli and get a "Full-Pastrami" sandwich and it would be stacked high with deli meat.

Joey really went Full-Pastrami on his final exams. He got an A.

by drodz17 December 17, 2024

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