Max gearhart

A sharp fellow with hints of awesomeness

I was about to die and max gearhart awsomed me back to life! I love max gearhart.😍

by Wax wearhart March 22, 2022

Max

a wonderful man, very masculine man, a straight guy, loving and compassionate guy, a man who makes sure he brings the money to the table to take care of his obligations and some, a man who loves Chrissy very much and wants to marry her, one of the good ones and he's all mine, ladies man and with that being said ladies keep your hands off because he is very taken, a very open man and his openness is a strength of his, his openness keeps him from missing out on life's little drama shows from Chrissy because if he did not think openly he probably wouldn't be with her, Max loves a lady for who she is inside just the way god made her and loves all her perfect imperfections.
See Chrissy for further information on Max

Max is one of the good ones and he's all mine., I've never seen someone who loves a girl quite like Max does Chrissy., Max has all the great qualities that any girl could ever ask for., Max is just a wonderful human being., If more guys were like Max this world would be a better place!

by chrsissy73 March 23, 2022

link max

Used in gaming vocabulary to openly challenge an opponent to a match involving a cash wager. Usually used after getting absolutely rinsed and being completely unable to mentally accept the loss.

I'm aware you've just beat me 423-0 but you're absolutely awful at this game, link max.

by Webba January 8, 2021

To pull a max

"Saying "screw it" and taking the project very unseriously, resulting in failure and humiliation. Just because you could"

“Oh my god, he pulled a max again”
“You had to pull a Max again, seriously?”

by Maxpacito January 13, 2021

Max coath

We stan max coaths, all max coaths are amazing and handsome beyond words. They are absolute icons and deserve the whole world

Friend one:have you met the new guy?
Friend two: max coath? Yeah he is an epic pog champ

by Oikawasflatasscheeks January 14, 2021

covid maxed

When people bring up, mention, or bitch/groan about COVID-19 (Corona, coronavirus, the 'rona) so many times throughout the day that the person hearing it all becomes increasingly aggravated as the minutes tick by. Soon enough, when another person mentions COVID, the covid maxed individual may freak out and start screaming at people around them. The covid maxed individual may even punch a hole in the nearest wall.

Neighbor: How was your day?
Mom: I had to deal with COVID shutdows, COVID exposures, COVID cleansing precautions, COVID everything. So yeaaaaaa We're all going to die.

Dad: Hey! That COVID vaccine should move a little faster!
Covid maxed individual: Warning! I am now covid maxed! If another person mentions COVID I will likely lose my fucking mind!!!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 18, 2021

max

max is a cute skater boy. he has a nice voice and very very hot hands. he’ll make stupid jokes that’ll make you laugh into you start crying. he’s also bald. he thinks that he’s ugly because he’s bald, but it makes him even more attractive. also he lives a million miles away from you.

“max is my best friend”
max: a vibey guy that’s just built different

by maxlovr383 January 29, 2021