max middleton

A person who always goes for the sloppy seconds

Yo she just broke up with her boyfriend im gonna pull a max middleton and get some!

by max middleton May 26, 2018

max

max is a man with a super huge and enormous and gerthy penis.

super hot man: i’m gay and i want maxs penis
max: i know

by astro has balls March 6, 2022

Max melting

when you slowly grow more and more chins

"wow shes got three chins she must be max melting for ages"

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Max is great

Max is the best human alive. Nobody is greater than him.

Max is great and the best

by ME 2000 September 10, 2018

max

you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.

"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"

by pandypandora December 7, 2021

Max Stilp

Max's of the Stilp variety usually are distiguished by there huge, pubey heads

Oi Max Stilp ya big pubey mess!!

by wheeeyyyyyyy January 18, 2017

Max

An idiot in my math class that somehow hasn’t gotten kicked out of our school

Max

by BoogersTheCat February 1, 2024