Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

Goontard by Pro retard January 14, 2025

gooncord 

A discord server full of porn addicts.

Usually characterized by their god-awful memes, individuals who are unable to function in a real world setting, incessant sharing of extensive amounts of pornography and a very characteristic odor, reminiscent of an individual who has skipped numerous showers, that is present through the screen.

Normal Person: "Dude don't join that server. It's a total gooncord."

gooncord by skatingbudgie January 15, 2025

goonucide 

the act of committing suicide after being exposed as a gooner

did you see nautica malone committed goonucide after a video exposing his behavior at a local coffee shop went viral?

goonucide by deepspace9mm January 15, 2025

goonercide

The act of getting caught gooning then committing suicide out of shame.

The man committed goonercide after getting caught on camera gooning

goonercide by Vermen January 16, 2025

Gooniflam 

a way of Gooning by twisting your nipples while diving in a pool of honey

I'm going to do an EXTREME gooniflam!

Gooniflam by Ψmimis January 16, 2025

goonicide 

When you are caught in the act of gooning so hard you end your own life.

Have you seen what happened to the man who went to the drive thru with no pants on? He committed a goonicide!

goonicide by 011100000111000001110000 January 17, 2025

goonicide 

When you get caught jerkin in the drive thru so you gotta commit a goonicide

Did you see the guy who was jerkin in the drive thru? Heard he committed goonicide

goonicide by goaart January 17, 2025