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Zoie

Ugly but very hyper. She argues with people but still has many friends. She loves everyone and wants them to be happy. But she's still ugly.
by Carlosthebraveuglyhero February 20, 2019
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Zodifag

The stupid girls that actually care about/ know what their zodiac sign.
Ashley: Hey what’s your sign!
Chad: jump in a fire, zodifag
by susmanThatssus August 7, 2021
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zodiac signs

depending on what month you are born, you are given a zodiac. while some use it regularly, others are more weird and obsessed about it.
Dave: ow, why did you hit me, tf?
Susan: oop, sorry I'm scorpio, we do that

Dave: no susan, you're just an asshole

Susan: but zodiac signs define a person's personality!
Dave: susan pls stop
by iluv_her_y November 28, 2021
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Mya Zoie Wilden

doesn’t know the months of the year in order, spends most of her days crying over her ex, love a zoot, loves a fag. anything you can smoke basically. a massive p*sshead. she likes to do bits w people in bushes and knock turtle food everywhere
“yeah did you see that girl she’s so stupid and such a sket”
“omg she’s defo a mya wilden”
mya zoie wilden means stupid and dependant
by seshgod June 20, 2020
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The Zodiac Killer

A murderer known as Maggie who cleverly disguises herself as Jessie J, Katy Perry and Lilly Allen in order to act out grizzly bear rapes and murders.
by BopBopBopBopBabybell January 1, 2012
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zodiwack-o

A person who is way into zodiac signs and will ask all of their friends stuff like "what's your sign?" Or "when were you born?" And they will also often say stuff like "picese and scorpio compatable" and "I'm a picese so I'm artistic".

99.99% percent of the time a zodiwack-o will fake their personality to match their zodiac sign's personality like pretending to be artistic or a leader when they suck at it
Zodiwack-o: hey stranger what's your sign?

Normal guy: uh, I don't know

Zodiwack:-o you must be a aquarius cause you are nervous

Normal guy: oh god I think I need a restaining order now
by wickedclownsmotherfucker! August 2, 2012
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Dirty Zoie

A dirty zoie is when you make her eat you and then you kiss her transferring saliva.
Then after you spit it into her ear.
Yo bro i heard you and her did a dirty zoie last night.
by Hdh uhxhde May 21, 2020
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