Urban Dickfinitions 

The site that was always good for a laugh once upon a time..... Quite a few times i heard someone say "you know what i read on U.D. today" and it would be some off the wall, crazy shit and worthy of a good laugh. THEN, one day, i figure some web surfing 11 year old came across the site? He probably read some of the definitions and sat at his computer desk wide eyed with a gaping maw when some adult expressions got put into text he could read? He rushed to school the next day and spread the news.......and the next thing you know, U.D. is flooded with pubescent children submitting childish humor for all to read. Oh, how the mighty Urban Dic has fallen!

Ye that run this site need to establish a Junior U.D., like the minor leagues for the children to hone their skills through.

Honestly, this site is so lame , there might be no fixing it.

John: what happened to Urban Dickfinitions
Joe: who cares?

Urban Dickfinitions by soundslikebstome June 27, 2020

Urban Dicks 

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

Urban Dicks by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021

URBAN DICKTIONARY DELISTED 

What comes after CHRISTOPHER (CHRIST-OFFER) and RAILROAD PASS.

Admitting to I STINK and being a DICK BUTT still to no avail.

Throwing the ball in the other court.

The wrong kind of LIFT happened to my cell phone at RAILROAD PASS as I was urinating as a BEHIND took the CELL after they ascertained my security code from the SECURITY CAMERAS and fabricating the story but after it was returned I notice URBAN DICKTIONARY DELISTED many of my definitions and still yet to allow new definitions all because of " THE FRAME".

Despite that the URBAN DICKTIONARY DELISTED my definitions.

By throwing it somewhere else the definitions are hijacked to another DEFINITIVE CHANNEL and my URBAN DICKTIONARY DELISTED my definitions and the one's that remain are at the CHRISTOPHER STATE and whoever and whatever is the NEW STATE of my new definitions.

URBAN DICKTIONARY DELISTED by STINKING LIKE SHIT August 9, 2021

urban dicking it 

to search on urban dictionary

hold on let me urban dic that
yeah, urban dicking it

urban dicking it by jeanscocknballz November 13, 2021

urban dicktionary 

an insult its really mean and you shouldnt

"larry: john, you're such an urban dicktionary"
"john: im gonna cry about it :sob: oh wait that doesnt work"

urban dicktionary by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

urban dicktionary 

the common name for urban dictionary. because its a dick.

"urban dictionary sucks ass"
"haha you mean urban dicktionary"

urban dicktionary by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022

urban dicktionary 

nsfw version of urban dictionary

A magic stick according to Urban Dicktionary is 'an extremely satisfying stick that the ladies can't go without in bed' i.e. a penis. Smooth.

urban dicktionary by WiseWorder September 27, 2022