Flex Tweet

When you're showing off and flexing at the same time.
Emely: Ray is that new American Eagle?
Ray: Yeah let me pop the tags :k
Emely: Flex Tweet!
by Sonera May 16, 2011
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Tweet Binge

The act of tweeting so much within the span of a few minutes that the Twitter user has to review their profile in order to remember everything that they posted.
John: Dude, my entire TL is full of you. I don't even know what you're talking about in half of these tweets!

David: Me neither. I must have been on a major tweet binge.
by savannahj January 15, 2013
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Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.
Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."
by Jumbybird July 14, 2013
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Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.
"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.
by Wrinkled Cheese November 07, 2020
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Worm's Tweet

A phrase you use to call something that you just thought about a moment ago but instantly forgot.
Literally 5 minutes ago I knew what I wanted at the grocery store, what a Worm's Tweet!
by yumspoiledmilk December 13, 2020
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smeet tweet

When someone with a small sends a picture of their junk to a unsuspecting female.
Girl A- "I can't believe Garrett send me a picture of his penis! "

Girl B- " GARRETT sent you a dick pick, "

Girl A- " Nah girl! He sent me a smeet tweet! "
by Monkeybutteod September 24, 2021
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Tweet Dat

#TweetDat
A funny Twitter game in which you attempt to get your friend to tweet something embarrassing.

How to play:
After someone says something funny, you instantly say "Tweet Dat" after.
This now means they have to tweet what they just said using the hashtag #TweetDat, no matter how embarrassing!
If they fail to tweet what they said, they are given a forfeit (typically a shaven eyebrow).
Saying "Safety" after something you just said means people cannot call "Tweet Dat" on you.
James: "Oi boys, my girlfriend said I'm shit in bed!"
Matt: "Haha, tweet dat!"
James: "Shit."

James would then tweet: "My girlfriend said I'm shit in bed #TweetDat"
by thewiseguy May 04, 2014
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