The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
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Get the Truman mug.Portmanteau of Trump and Arrested, as their behavior (usually arrest or exposure) Trumps many other important news stories.
Example: A long line of associates of Donald Trump (himself included) that have been arrested, imprisoned, fined, ticketed, etc.. involved in bribery, conspiracy to commit other crimes
Example: A long line of associates of Donald Trump (himself included) that have been arrested, imprisoned, fined, ticketed, etc.. involved in bribery, conspiracy to commit other crimes
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A: Do you remember when Cohen got Trumprested? Some bigger shit just happened.
B: Yeah, what's going on?
A: Donnie's getting Trumprested, it's killing important news stories
B: Old ass bitch think he important, huh?
Example 2
Donald Trump's indictment Trumprested the story about Twitter's source code leaks on GitHub being discovered months after the fact.
Example 3
The Musk family has a history of slavery, discriminating against trans people, and only wants white people to have weed. Elon's Charm Offensive isn't enough to hide this agenda and get this information Trumprested.
A: Do you remember when Cohen got Trumprested? Some bigger shit just happened.
B: Yeah, what's going on?
A: Donnie's getting Trumprested, it's killing important news stories
B: Old ass bitch think he important, huh?
Example 2
Donald Trump's indictment Trumprested the story about Twitter's source code leaks on GitHub being discovered months after the fact.
Example 3
The Musk family has a history of slavery, discriminating against trans people, and only wants white people to have weed. Elon's Charm Offensive isn't enough to hide this agenda and get this information Trumprested.
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Get the Truman mug.A trumor is a rumor that turns out to be true. True+rumor=Trumor.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
All rumors are stories and or statements that are generally circulated without confirmation or certainty as to facts. Usually it is difficult to know who started the rumor, who believes the rumor, or who heard the rumor but they are false 80% of the time; however it is said that all rumors have at least a grain of truth in them. When a rumor is shown or found to be true, it is said to be a Trumor.
Trumors are totally true, but believe me when they are about you, you still try like heck to deny them, even when you know your denials will look silly and make you look like a liar. When rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr have an Oedipus Complex, these were proven to be trumors. When rumors began circulating that Ted Rimmel Jr is in love with his mother, these were proven to be trumors. Rumors began circulating that I Ted Rimmel Jr am dating my mother, or that Ted Rimmel Jr's mother is his girlfriend. I got caught a few times, and then instantly it was "Rumors confirmed". And like magic, these rumors became Trumors. And boy oh boy did I try denying them, even though I knew it was impossible to do so.
Sandra: "The rumor that Ted has an Oedipus Complex is true. It is a Trumor."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
Travis: "The rumor that Ted is in love with his mother is also a Trumor."
Heather: "After the other night, the rumors that Ted's mother is his girlfriend became Trumors in a spectacular fashion when they got caught."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
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Get the Truman mug.Truman street Kriminals is a crew that started after some of their people became victims of a local gang when two ppl were shot one killed
And another robbed and threatened after the events they became (TSK$) or (HGK)
And another robbed and threatened after the events they became (TSK$) or (HGK)
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