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touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear
"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"
by lauren April 25, 2004
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One Touch Love

A way of expressing love between two people involving hitting/slapping/pushing of each other.

This method of love expression is predominant between males.

A/N: 'One Touch Love' was popularized by the Jaemin couple of DBSK.
Jaejoong: Ow Changmin, why did you hit me?
Changmin: Hyung, I'm just showing you some 'One Touch Love'.
by Hoshiko_Malfoy August 4, 2008
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Dubya Touch

The opposite of having the "Midas Touch"; instead of turning to gold, whatever that person touches turns to shit. Named after George "Dubya" Bush. Every business venture he's been involved with has been a dismal failure.
I wouldn't want him running my company, he's got the Dubya Touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
by Big Bad Sky November 9, 2006
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touch some grass

something you say to someone when they need to come back down to earth. some similar sayings are come back down to earth , go outside , etc.
Mark: My life is so hard

Juby: Sir please go and touch some grass
by nickifan5ever February 3, 2021
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tippy touch

A speedy touch of a man's member, schlong, knob, etc.

While it is not very satisfying, it can be a hopeful prospect, and is convenient for rushed situations.
A)Johnny: "Yo Frank, you get your dick wet yet?"

Frank: "Nah, just a lil tippy touch"

B)Lisa: "Hey Sam, could I get a pen?"

Sam: "Course, how bout a quick tippy touch though?"
by Forstag January 13, 2010
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Toucher Glasses

The kind of glasses that pedophiles and sex offenders can be seen wearing. They are generally large frames, with plastic or wire rims.
Jack: Woah, stay away from that guy, he's definitely wearing toucher glasses.
by Sarahcastic May 7, 2007
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iPod Touch

If the iPods were on a TV show, the iPod Touch would definetly be the breakout character. It recently began to out-sell the Nano, making it one of the most popular portable media devices of all-time.
(iPod Classic is in the role of a single father living in San Francisco, the Nano and Touch are the two teenage siblings, and the Shuffle is the baby brother)

iPod Classic: Children! I have someone for you to meet! This your new adopted teenage brother, the iPod Touch!
(Laugh track goes "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
iPod Touch: It's a pleasure to meet you all!
iPod Nano: I don't want an older sibling! (starts crying and runs upstairs, and eats so much that it gets fat)
iPod Shuffle: I'm small and have no screen, but if you push down on my head, I can talk to you!
iPod Classic: Awww, he just said his first word!

(3 seasons later......)

iPod Classic: Wow iPod Touch, you're so awesome and cool that you were able to to turn the iPod Nano into a small piece of shit that can't even play videos! No wonder you're the most popular iPod!
by "The iPods" Executive Producer November 23, 2010
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