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Computer Tired 

Lack of mental and/or physical stamina to work at a computer for a full workday while utilizing critical thinking. Typically 8-10 hours.
I should have added the family tree. Guess I was getting computer tired by that time!
Computer Tired by DaughterNiece October 6, 2018
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bone tired 

Bone tired is not a synonym for "Very Tired" or "Wiped out." It goes far deeper. Being bone tired is to be so deeply exhausted your bones themselves feel dull and weak. Every cuticle, every fiber of your being be it mental, physical, or emotional want nothing more than the sweet release of lady moon herself. To be bone tired is to see the eyes of eternal slumber and deny it the satisfaction of another morsel. You do not get to the state of bone tired easy, it takes an extreme sadist or an unfortunate insomniac to even crack the surface of what it is to be bone tired.

If you find yourself being under the influence of this dreary mental state just remember that it is temporary, and if absolute worse comes to worse I recommend contacting the sketchiest local vet you can find and acquiring a large dosage of horse tranquilizers. If all else fails a swift but firm blow to the head may do the trick, but this method is unreliable and 'adverse' effects may come as a result.
Two people walk into a room where they encounter a third person deliriously stumbling around.

"Yo you good?" Asks one to the disorientated husk.
"Abagoobah, kreembop ga poopy poopy droopy droppy"
"WTF?" says the second.
"Nah, look at his eyes, he isn't even here rn" says the first.
"Kleip boppop hepg" says the empty shell.
"Dudes BONE tired" says the second as they walk off into the sunset leaving the husk behind.
bone tired by elrond420 September 23, 2021

Literate but Tired 

Making minute grammatical errors though being completely literate when running on low doses of sleep.
Oh my gosh--did I just say 'specialer'? So not a word. And I know that....because I am fully literate but tired. At least I know 'a lot' is two words.
Literate but Tired by vpbaker July 26, 2010

Doesn't Bush look tired? 

A cunning plan to get rid of George Bush. Adapted from a Doctor Who episode, where the Doctor overthrows Harriet Jones' Government with 6 little words "Doesn't she look tired" which results in people speculating she is ill, and leads to a vote of no confidence.

The idea is to spread the idea that Bush looks tired to the same effect, and could also be seen as one big experiment to see if it works. Began as a meme on livejournal.

So, if you would like to take part in the experiment, or hate Bush and want to get rid of him, pass it on.
Doesn't Bush look tired?

You know, I think he does. I just mentioned that to my Mum and she agrees.

drunk-tired 

Feeling drunk without drinking any alcohol. Cause by staying up late or simply being tired. Also a possible cause is low/high sugar levels.
Alex: Man, did you hear this Google employee stayed up until 5am yesterday and mass emailed his company complaining about Google+?
Steve: "Duh, he was obviously drunk-tired."
drunk-tired by retry4z January 8, 2012

Etheopian tired 

When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.
Johnny: "Dude why don't you wipe those fucking flys off of your face"

Ricky: "Fuck that dude I've given up"

Johnny "Whoa dude you better go have a rum, you're Etheopian tired"

Etheopian tired by Rick Slender November 16, 2006