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Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.
To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.
by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018
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shirt thong

A shirt thing is a lame ass t-shirt that douche bros wear to the gym. You make one by taking the following steps..
1) cut off both sleeves and your penis
2) cut from the arm pit down to the base of the t-shirt 1/2 inch from the base
3) enjoy new shirt at the gym
Dude get your crusty shirt thong out of my room
by Strike itch April 6, 2019
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fa-thor

Like a dad just way cooler

(See also: Handsome Exceptional)
Person #1 “Who’s your daddy
Person #2 “My Fa-Thor”
by Marvel Fan101 November 4, 2019
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free thord

a fruity loops project file that has half the sounds missing from it, and when you press play it is just silent
Aye bo, free thord bo.
by Orangecumhella July 5, 2020
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thong-dollaz

Thong-Dollaz (Noun): Money made by strippers, especially cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.
The girl lives off the thong-dollaz she makes every night at the Pussycat club.
by BrokenReel December 10, 2008
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Thoguht

(verb)- To think deeply while shoving a donut into your mouth.
I really wanna go thoguhting at dunkin' donuts this morning!
by RMan17 April 7, 2010
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thongs

thongs are loose fitting open top slip on shoes. the are held on by a strip of rubber that is placed between the big toe and the next toe. In americia thongs are known as "flip flops" dam yank's. thongs are not to be confused with a thong which is a type of womens underwear.
yank: how much are those flip flops
aussie: those thongs are $5
yank: ok how many Australian dollars is that
aussie :*slaps yank with one of the thongs he was going to buy*
by DrUnKeN MoNkEy January 8, 2005
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