Theraputerize

to actively engage in the act of healing or conducting therapy on an individual's soul

You seem like you have a lot going on today, come on over so I can Theraputerize you.

by Special Kaye October 7, 2010

Therapeutic Delay

When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.

The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.

by wordelder April 11, 2011

Therapy Session for Blind Squirrels

Therapy session for blind squirrels: a group of people who know nothing talking to each other with the hope of learning something.

Trying to learn how to use a computer program from a forum on the internet is like a therapy session for blind squirrels.

by Miles Bighorse June 10, 2018

Theraputical

An event that is therapeutic or helps your mood or disposition in a similar way as therapy.

This arts and crafts event is very theraputical.

by BeachMomma81 August 31, 2018

Therapy Call

Something you tell your roommates to get them out of the dorm so you can have sex with your racist boyfriend.

“Hey can you stay out of the dorm from like 2-3 today, I have a therapy call”

by Ric417475992 September 18, 2018

Therapyship

A relationship where one of them is in love, but the partner is commited to the relationship only to give therapy. Platonic love from one side, not so platonic love from the other side.

It'll either end up ugly or they'll live happily ever after.

Usually, one of the partner is in denial.

Jane doe is in therapyship with Joel, But Joel is gonna get his heart broken.

by shishiboi April 5, 2023

popsicle therapy

when you lick the membrane of the tissue inside a penis from the tip

T-rav- Dude, i had an accident on my weedwacker and my foreskin was chopped of,.
Naet-What the fuck were you doing????!!!!?
T-rav-Well..it wasn't really and accident because i wanted to try popsicle therapy with my sex brosk. It bleed more than it pleasured...

by pain penis April 28, 2010