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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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Stoked

A word made up by zakk, not Heidi, used to describe a feeling of great happiness
Zakk was so stoked he got to see such a beautiful girl last night.
by 123456789joe December 17, 2017
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Stoke

A chavvy school full of stoke , devonport and swiley chavs . A school in stoke where all years think they are superior , despite being absolute jeremy kyle material.
Uh oh the stoke chavs are ‘ere , lets leave
by Stokechav April 1, 2019
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Stokes

We were planning a guys weekend at the cottage but Duncan pulled a Stokes after saying he would be there.
by Cubby460 July 12, 2020
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Stokes

a great guy who likes to build and talk about robots. doesn't sleep but is somehow always wide awake. he is a very adventurous and free spirited person who likes to be with friends. A stoke is a good person. Merry Christmas .
by shelsan100 April 10, 2021
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StokeS the MC

"StokeS the MC is like a hilarious hurricane in the body of a man. He's quick on his feet, can read the vibe of an audience and can whip even the most disgruntled room into a frenzy. He's made for this gig"
We needed an amazing MC so we hired StokeS the MC obviously! We found him on @StokestheMC on Instagram.
by Smarter Choice October 19, 2018
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Dublin stoked

by RoMouse November 3, 2013
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