scriffed

The way scruffy musicians look and feel after a long night of riffing, rehearsing and partying.

"That dude looks totally scriffed!"

"Yeah, man, he's all scriffed-out and shit."

"I feel straight wooly scriffed yo."

"Hey, I'd love to go, bro, but I'm just way too scriffed-out right now."

by Justin Sloane July 30, 2009

STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder)

This a serious condition that is a direct result from texting to much. Working your thumbs till they become stiff.

This disorder may also effect hardcore gamers who play video games for long extended periods of time.

Mike: Hey Billy..you wanna play some Wii?

Billy: Not tonight man, I think I may have a STD (Stiff Thumb Disorder).

Mike: What!@#$ Is it burning?

Billy: No, I got stiff thumbs from texting to much last night. I can't use a controller till my thumbs work again.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 4, 2010

Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD August 29, 2008

stiffington

A staunch, steadfast person. Commonly refered to as a 'stiff.'

My teacher would not accept my homework, he is a real stiffington.

by HawtSauce October 5, 2006

stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.

"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."

by Kroxman November 15, 2007

stroff

A word used to describe driving fast.

I went for a stroff to get away from the cops.
That car is a stroff-box!

by bobba November 10, 2005

Stiff

It’s the way you carry yourself , with an untouchable swag that can’t be messed with through ones every step and decision.

Bro that outfit is stiff as fuck bro!!

by STIFFBOY March 13, 2019