stoner boner

when you hit some weed thats so damn good, you pop a boner

last night i smoked some weed that was so damn bomb, i poped a stoner boner straight through my pants!

by killachronic August 28, 2005

stoner appreciation

When one stoner appreciates another stoners story or skill

Jack H.: I just smoked four bowls out my water pipe with some God's Gift
Mary Jane: damn i wish i could do that
Jack H.: Thanks for the stoner appreciation

by Sketchturner420 May 28, 2010

stoner

A guy who smokes weed and gets high. Not to be confused with a person who stones people.

Royal Chan is a stoner.

by fran October 27, 2004

stoner burrito

a burrito commonly from del taco that consists on beans, cheese, fries, and special sauce. popular around college campuses at late hours where students are either drunk or high.

duuude, i just smoked a fatty. so down to get a stoner burrito

by ShankShow December 23, 2009

waffle stomper

noun- someone who takes a dump in the shower and tries to crush it down the drain with their feet

"I went to jump in the shower after Steve had finished only to find that fuckin' waffle stomper had left shrapnel all over the floor"

"You waffle stompin' son of a bitch!"

by bdams19 from hoboken December 14, 2008

stoner pizza

Small pizzas in which several can be eaten in one sitting

i just ate a box of stoner pizza

by pigbearman October 24, 2007

feed a stoner scrambled eggs

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski." It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass. It is used in conjunction with "find a stranger in the alps."

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps? This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs!

by Batsmoothiemigo April 24, 2011