Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.

When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019

Stool pigeon

Stool pigeon is a person that sits around all day and does nothing.

Mei: What does Jim do for work? All I ever see him do is sit on the porch all day reading the newspaper.

Nads: Who knows? I think he's just a stool pigeon.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick

Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night

by Conor weiner June 10, 2019

stool

stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.

so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop

(someone is chasing you)
then you yell STOOL!

by dhw9yu5hgkn187tgfbube August 29, 2019

Bar Stool

In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.

Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.

by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019

stool pigeon

A rat of a neighborhood who either makes up things about you or wants attention on Facebook.

Scott Manno is the stool pigeon of the town because he thinks he knows it all.

by Mr. Thatcher October 3, 2019

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018