sextanting

When responding to undesired sexts or requests for nudes, the practice of sending various images of women and/or men holding or using an astronomical device called a sextant in lieu of ones' actual nudes.

Txt Creeper: Hey gurl, send me one of yo' nudes!

Girl: *An Image of a Woman Holding a Sextant*

Txt Creeper: Hey, are you sextanting me?!

Girl: .....

by rvanorth September 12, 2013

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sexterity

Remarkable ability to satisfy your partner's every sexual need using precision, knowledge, and agility.

Guy: How about we take this party to my place?
Girl: Boy, you best have some damn good sexterity if you wanna get down with me.

by mephix August 10, 2014

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brainal sext

When someone sends you a fucked up pornographic image over a text message.

Combination of brain, anal, sex, and text.

It is essentially a mind-fuck over a text message.

Steve: Yo, chris did you get that brainal sext i sent your daughter???
Chris Hansen: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that... why don't you take a seat...

by armadilloracer March 8, 2010

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sexting

when (usually) 2 people are text messaging each other and being very descriptive of what they want to do to each other; sexually. Usually used in the sense to get each other horny for one another.

Ashlee: i want ur fat cock in my tight pussy
Greg: oh yes baby! i want ur DD tities in my mouth
Ashlee: oh my god, yes. im so horny for you right now. i just got wet.

Greg: yo i was sexting this girl last night. shes a fucking babe i even made her wet
Danny: oh shit thats hot. Can i have her number?

by justachickk May 10, 2010

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