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STEAMING HEIGHTON

When you've drank and done coke all night and are on no sleep taking a shower for work in the morning while your ride waits outside and you shower fart so bad that it makes you gag and the gag makes you throw up and the pressure of throwing up activates the liquor fueled diarrhea at the same time and you are basically just expelling from every oraphis at the same time in a STEAMING hot shower.
That dude Geoff took a steaming heighton this morning!
by LadyDrunkie April 26, 2022
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borg steaming

the appitimy of repulsiveness and or grotesqueness
that food was borg steaming. or that smell was borg steaming.
by antman2121 July 28, 2009
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toilet stalling

To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
by wicked son December 18, 2011
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bird stalling

When you have to shit but wait until you have a car nearby to do it on.
Dude, I really had to shit but I was bird stalling until I got to Tina's new house.
by Fluffykittylover October 4, 2015
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Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
by Qwibby June 24, 2014
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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma September 22, 2017
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[bathroom stalling]

The act of going into a bathroom and not actually using the toilet or urinal,just killing time.Done so you dont look like an idiot in public,but an idiot in private.
God my sister took forever!
I was bathroom stalling for like 45 minutes,i was bored out of my ass.
by Davion Williams February 24, 2009
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