Bean Squeeze.

To squeeze someone's head when they have a Headache.

"Come give me a bean squeeze."

Youre being so mean.
i wanna squeeze your bean.
make you loosen up, its not like a fuck.
its just a bean squeeze.
uh uh.
a bean squeeze."

by trosan January 19, 2009

Lemon Squeezer

'Lemon Sqeezer' is cockney rhyming slang for 'Geezer'

Which one of you lemon squeezers fancy a drink?

by Windowshopper July 18, 2019

The juice is worth the squeeze

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences. The Girl Next Door.

JohnnyStrokeAlot: Dance with her!
AdamHardAsARock: I don't know about that. Her boyfriend is tough looking.
JohnnyStrokeAlot: Man, I'd do it if I had the chance.
AdamHardAsARock: Yeah, you're right. The juice is worth the squeeze.

by Lightboxes March 1, 2008

Squeeze a Lemon

Take a piss.

Derived from childs' saying I need to make lemonade.

Sorry I bailed on you Dude but I had to go Squeeze a Lemon.

Man 1: Where's Donny?

Man 2: He's off Squeezing a Lemon.

by Cubbybearks September 1, 2009

dick squeeze

1. A mild insult heard between 8-10 year old boys on the playground.

2. Someone with little or no authority over you that is giving you a hard time and that you have no choice but to appease them (e.g. a history prof, person at the DMV, etc.)

1. Gimme the ball ya dick squeeze!

2. I meant to get us a couple of tallboys but this dick squeeze at the counter wouldn't break a six pack and I didn't have enough money.

by Mark VZ June 3, 2006

sneezure

Rapid repetitive sneezing over (5+ sneezes) a period of less than 10 seconds. Can be measured in sps (Sneezes / Second)

After taking a huge sniff of the moldy wall, I had a 9 sps sneezure, which was my most intense sneezure to date.

by Mike Chiarenza December 28, 2007

Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013