Squatchy

When you don't care about your appearance because you're avoiding people anyway. Like a sasquatch

I was looking all squatchy after the netflix binge because i hadn't showered, shaved, or combed my hair in days.

by one Jenny or another July 31, 2022

SQUATCHCUB

A man with Peter-Pan syndrome. Will never grow up and continues to buy frivolous non-sense for the sake of having fun and doing what he wants. A man that does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants! Firm believer in the saying "Don't tell me what to do!".

My husband decided to buy a new gun even after I told him not to! Such a Squatchcub!

by Squatchcub July 31, 2022

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.

Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.

by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025

squotch

1. usually a large and/or hairy person, not necessarily both at the same time.

2. used to name a person who has done something unexpectedly good, large or better than everyone else, super awesome, can also be used for a cool object.

1. Did you see that guy at the gym? He's a fark-in' squotch, man.

2. He drank how much? That guy is a squotch.

3. You see that guy's rims? squotch-like, man.

by jtatorrrr November 5, 2008

Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.

I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.

by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010

squatshot

Squatshot is a reusable portable urinary device specifically designed for females. Squatshot can be used whenever a conventional toilet is not available.

Squatshot was originally designed to accommodate female boaters urinate when aboard a boat without a head. Squatshot is now being used by female 4-wheelers, bikers, campers, travelers, etc.

by keysplz January 30, 2012