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pray spray

When your holy rolling christian relative wants to pray with you and you relent, figuring that praying with said relative is easier than explaining why you won't. In doing this, the christian auntie sprays her panties in happiness, believing she just converted you. Well, that is pray spray.
I had to clean up pray spray from my chair after Aunt Gloria said grace with the kids.
by Eiamapia June 25, 2014
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whore spray

perfume, cologne, or other scented product, especially when used in toxic amounts. Often linked to impotence.
"What's that whore spray you're wearing?"
"AXE"
by John K. Fitzpatrick December 25, 2008
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Spray and Wipe

A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.
Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.

Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 6, 2010
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delay spray

An aerosol spray sold in sex shops that desensitises the penis in order to delay ejaculation.
"The delay spray crap that some sites sell will just numb out your dick (and your lover's pussy or ass), and it won't make you last any longer." (tinynibbles.com, 'I Can't Feel My Ass')
by Wrench January 20, 2006
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AK Spray

The morning after a long night of drinking cheap beer, start 69ing with your hubby. Invariably, a very rank fart will develop. Right before orgasm, yell "Drive By" and fart right in her face, then unload in her mouth. This works best on one night stands with fat and/or ugly girls, because no girl you ever do this with will come near you again.
"Why's Laura washing her face?"

"Because Bob AK Sprayed her a few minutes ago."
by TransMayernik April 23, 2005
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Spray and Pray

The act of praying that you wont piss all over the toilet seat when you piss shortly after masturbating beforehand. Doesn't usually work.
Wife: JOHN, WHY IS THERE PISS ALL OVER THE BATHROOM!
Husband: I Spray and Prayed last night but to no avail... maybe if you had sex with me more I wouldn't have to masturbate as much!
by pisscakes April 21, 2011
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over spray

The small amout of ejaculation the makes it further than the main batch; possibly making it to the face and/or hair when aiming for the chest.
Sorry about the over spray: I was aiming for your tits.
by spooledbrat October 22, 2010
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