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splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.
My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert
by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024
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Cherry splatter

When you take a used tampon freeze it and then proceed to use it as a dildo
Hey Jessica do you want to cherry splatter tonight
by MCCherrybomb May 17, 2023
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Anal splatter

It's where your anus splatter/bursts open
Me- oh no I went to hard her anal splatter her-(dead)
by Elijah's gay as fuck January 21, 2022
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clock splatter

A clock that Is a fucking asshole fuck you how did you even find this
A clock splatter isn't even a thing you dumbass hillbilly fucking asshole bitch cunt.
by BigDickMotherFucker69420 January 9, 2022
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splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.
Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.
by metromicron October 24, 2014
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paint splatter

when you cum in the palm of your hand and splatter it on a woman’s face like it’s paint and she is a canvas
by blake cloudzy_on_1ping April 19, 2022
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Happy Splatter

a reaction from the male genitals when they feel extreme joy.
by th3urbanl3gend May 3, 2025
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