Dirty Simon

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

Simon

A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.

He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.

He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.

He is definitely an angel on earth.

Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.

I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !

by Talia25 May 25, 2017

Simone

Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.

Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!

by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017

Simon-Luc

Name that describes a person who not only demonstrates a huge amoutn of compassion for other, but also has the ability to make one feel atease in a moment of deep sorrow.

Simon-Luc has made my day.
He is what I would call a Simon-Luc!
That guy is amazing!
A true friend
Wow,true friend,amazing,guy,Simon

by mariaa911 May 26, 2010

Simon Birch

v. To be struck in the head with a baseball and consequently perish.

Person 1: Did you just see that kid's mom?
Person 2: That dyke just got Simon Birch-ed
Person 1: Are you going to the funeral?
Person 2: No.

---------------------------------------------------

*Woman gets hit in the head with a baseball*
Woman: DOH!
*Woman dies*

Birched.

by chomski January 5, 2012

simoler

This can mean many things. It is a large faggot, a small dickhead, or someone that is just asking for a nice good slap in the dick. These can also be found in large piles of shit, just dig deep down until you find some mcmaster student swimming. It is its own insult.

It is also used when someone tries typing "simpler" but their brain somehow cant process the motor skills required, and ends up slapping the keyboard like a fatass whale. Needs rehabilitation

Look at that simoler, such a fucking simoler.

or: Nice arm spaz u dumbass simoler.

by Gazing Phoenix badass supreme December 16, 2017