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shelley

The act of sexing up an overly confident person. Once finished, promptly jumping off while getting dressed and heading towards the door. Must make a quick escape thereby foregoing the bullshit of cuddling. Also you must not forget to throw out a clever off the wall saying such as:

"Same time next week?"
"Shit I'm hungry lets get some Taco Cabana"
"bye!"
"I've had better"


**note: this can be preformed by both sexes***
1)"Last night was fucking hilarious,I totally shelley'ed him."

2)"Dude, I'm going to shelley my girlfriend tomorrow, she was being a bitch."
by stephenTO!! August 21, 2008
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Bag of shells

Italian American slang used to describe a stupid or inept person
That guy is dumber then a bag of shells
by Cosand October 2, 2006
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Pocket full of shells

Pocket full of money
Because in Unix or Linux shell the terminal command prompt ended with dollar sign $
they rally around the family with a pocket full of shells (Rage Against The Machine)
by sciencesecrecy June 1, 2017
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shellshock

a kool as F*ck band(drum n bass metal).
outcast is the best shellshock songs the other stuff on Vitaminic.co.uk apart from insight suck compared to it!
by slacker jesus March 21, 2004
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ShellShock

sick guy tat bans people on dodmod forums to get laid
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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shelley lauren

Shelley one of the nicest and most generous people you will ever meet, WAAAY too polite. Loves fashion and is good at dancing. Doesnt know how to make up her mind.....
shelley was walking by with her friend when some guys drove by leaned out of the car and shouted out as loud as they could " can i spank ya? lemme spank ya? growel!"
by riah July 29, 2004
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shelly marsh

shelly marsh is a south park character. diecartman is the real shelly marsh and if you disagree you have no father figure no friends and youre a trashy hoe and youre not a boss ass bitch youre a boss ass trashy hoe
my amazing mutuals: hey did you know diecartman is the real shelly marsh

stupid hater: ugh no he isnt go kay why ess

my mutuals: GRR ARF BARK JEKDKDKRKDNZL
by aino/shelly☠️☠️ July 21, 2022
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