Shelled Up

When your dick is small from cold shrinkage and it resembles a turtle hiding in its shell

“Bro I was afraid to pull down my pants in front of the hot doctor because I was all shelled up”

by COD Squad-isms April 6, 2022

Derek Shell

One of the best band directors and need to say less the focus of the religion shellism needing no word of his greatness.

I saw the man the myth the legend, Derek Shell

by Cl0ver October 2, 2021

spiny shell

The blue thing that every Mario Kart player fears the most. Destroying friendships since late 1996. It's essentially a way to bring the leader of the race to last, ruining their day.

You know, that moment where you spend the whole race in first, only to get hit by a spiny shell several hundred meters before the finish line? I sure do, and I wish they never existed in the first place.

by The Real Driller March 17, 2023

What the shell

When something takes you by suprise!

Tom: Tony shagged Barbie yesterday!!!
Frankie: What the Shell!!!!
Coulson: Noooo way!!!

by Shells are us March 24, 2010

blank shells

Bullet shells which do not actualy work the same as normal ones, rather than firing something they just make a sound and may also expel some gas, Ian is a wrong fag

"Jack got shot in the head with blank shells, lucky for him it wasnt a real one or he'd be dead! :p"

by Ian is a wrong May 17, 2006

derek shell

The definition of a total dick, he hates everybody and makes other people do things for him. he's a total douche and makes other people mad.

Guy- kys
Other guy- You're being a Derek Shell.

by DerekShellHater May 20, 2018

Blue Shell

When a guy and a girl are having sex and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the balls so that she can finish first.

Sam: I was so close to finishing last night with Diane but then she totally blue shelled me and now I'm walking funny.

by Pow! Right in the kisser! December 15, 2010