Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016

Squinchinalous

That weird nasty crap that you squeeze out of the sponge when you're done doing dishes.

the meatloaf was crusty so the dishwater was extra squinchinalous tonight .

by Concerned dishwasher November 20, 2016

Squinna

Squinna means a “Squad of Winners”

“What are you doing tonight?”
“Im turning the club up with my Squinna!”

by Squinna May 30, 2018

Sequia

Very happy outgoing person. She doesn't date very often because she has very high standards. Her personality is very bubbly and she is all around great to hangout with. Sequia doesn't date often because she likes older men and gets very protective over them when someone else likes them. You can see Sequia always smiley even at her worst moments. But be careful she can be very rude if you cross her the wrong way.

Who is the over there...oh nevermind it is Sequia

by Mr. Snouty November 27, 2018

Squiner

A long, wet, squeaky sounding emission of gas from the anus.

Did you just let out a squiner? You may need to change your pants.

by RedPuppy February 20, 2019