schmoo

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

by Mike November 6, 2004

Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

schmoo

the shape of a belly after 3 or more folds have fused together into one large, soft blob

by Anonymous January 6, 2003

what da schmoot

an exclaimation or question to be used instead of what the fuck or what da five

when he saw how ugly his boots were he simply replied "what da schmoot!"

by DCNYREPRESENTA December 18, 2008

schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.

I'd really like to lick her schmooey.

by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007

Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!

"Schmoogle"!

by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009

schmoo

small

that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!

by bobbiboi October 8, 2003