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Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground
Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head
by Mike November 6, 2004
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Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.
"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"
by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013
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schmoo

the shape of a belly after 3 or more folds have fused together into one large, soft blob
by Anonymous January 6, 2003
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what da schmoot

an exclaimation or question to be used instead of what the fuck or what da five
when he saw how ugly his boots were he simply replied "what da schmoot!"
by DCNYREPRESENTA December 18, 2008
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schmooey

A more enjoyable name for the vagina.
I'd really like to lick her schmooey.
by Chi Town Po Po October 28, 2007
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Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!
"Schmoogle"!
by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009
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schmoo

that shmoo boy is half my height and he's 10 years older than i am!!
by bobbiboi October 8, 2003
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